Pen Wedding
Can you pen an amusing story about a WEDDING and include at lest 5 of these lines,just 4 fun?
1. Come out of that closet!
2. Secret elixir, huh?
3. Apparently his parents are __________.
4. OMG!!!! That woman is _________.
5. I can’t bring myself to say President Obama….I’m still in shock.
6. Sort of like an episode of “Gunsmoke.”
7. Good grief!!! He sounds like Elmer Fudd!!
8. Back off, Mary Poppins.
9 Does your mouth have an off switch?
10. Ohhhh…..NOW you tell me!
Keep in mind that you back East friends retire much earlier than you do now.
“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today…” the preacher began.
In the back pews, a whispered voice said, “Good grief!!! He sounds like Elmer Fudd!! (1)
Another, noting the bride’s dress, “OMG!!!! That woman is pregnant (2), like will she make it through the entire service pregnant.”
Still another, hissed, “She’s a Democrat you know. Apparently his parents are (3) going to disown him…. I can’t bring myself to say President Obama….I’m still in shock.” (4)
“I wonder when the groom will come out of that closet? (5) You know he only got her pregnant so that her parents would insist they get married, and he live off their fortune.”
A woman sitting in front of the hen party, turned around to hush them. “Does your mouth have an off switch?”(6)
“Back off, Mary Poppins” (7) was the retort for her effort.
The preacher continuing the service said, “If anyone can show just cause why these two should not be joined together, let them now speak or forever hold their peace.”
Silence.
Pen & Tony, Part 05: Wedding Customs
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Wedding Feather Pen and Pen Holder White Victorian $0.99 |
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“Our Wedding” Guestbook And Pen $0.99 |
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12 COLOR EYELINER Lip Eyebrow PEN Pencil BOX SET WEDDING PARTY MAKEUP SALON B $0.99 |
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12 Color Eyeliner Lip Eyebrow Pen Set Wedding Party Makeup Salon Studio Tools B $0.99 |
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Chocolate Wedding, Shower, Anniversary, Party Guest Book and Matching Pen Set $0.99 |
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Bridal Pen Set $0.99 |
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Plastic Ball medium Point Pen blue for Mother’s day gift or Wedding party* 1 $0.99 |
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Elegant Wedding Ceremonies (Leisure Arts #15889) (Pen.. $0.99 |
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Plastic Ball medium Point Pen blue for Mother’s day gift or Wedding party* 1 $1.30 |
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1, 5, 10, 25 or 50 Guest Book Pens Fits Pen Holders Wedding, Anniversary, Favor $1.43 |
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★ Wedding Cake Dove Ring Shoes Doves Invites Pen Ink Mrs Grossman Stickers ★ $1.47 |
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★ Wedding Cake Dove Ring Shoes Doves Invites Pen Ink Mrs Grossman Stickers ★ $1.47 |
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Gold Royal Crown blue beige Ball Pen Wedding Favours Fairytale Christmas Gifts $1.55 |
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Gold Royal Crown blue beige Ball Pen Wedding Favours Fairytale Christmas Gifts $1.55 |
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Gold Royal Crown blue beige Ball Pen Wedding Favours Fairytale Christmas Gifts $1.55 |
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White Flourish Design Memo Book and Pen Sets Bridal Shower Favors $1.72 |
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New Pink Mini Rose Flower Floral Pen with Organza Bag Wedding Gift Decor Party $1.88 |
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New Red Rose Flower Floral Pen in Mini Pot Wedding Gift Set Decor Party Favor $1.88 |
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Heart Calla Lily Wedding Guest Book Pen Base NIB White Glitter Rhinestones Party $1.99 |
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Mrs Grossman’s Stickers Pen & Ink Wedding $2.25 |
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White Wedding Car Window Temporary Marker Pen Party $2.88 |
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White Wedding Car Window Temporary Marker Pen Party $2.88 |
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Scrapbooking Embellishment & Card Making Stickers Wedding, Feather Pen,Rings 732 $2.93 |
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Wilton Wedding Elegant Guest Pen With Base 120-1253 $2.99 |
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White Wedding Feather Pen with holder $2.99 |
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Natural Paper Rose Flower Floral Pen in Mini Pot Party Wedding Gift set Decor $2.99 |
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GOLD/SILVER Metallic Marker Sign Pen DIY Graffiti Photo Album/Wedding party use $2.99 |
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GOLD/SILVER Metallic Marker Sign Pen DIY Graffiti Photo Album/Wedding party use $2.99 |
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Natural Paper Rose Flower Floral Pen in Organza Bag Party Wedding Gift Decor $2.99 |
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20 x Lets Celebrate Annivesary Or Wedding Party Invites & Free Pen $3.05 |
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NEW 7 PC. WEDDING PLANS TITLE Flowers Datebook Pen EK SUC 3D Stickers $3.19 |
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Adorable Rose Pen Wedding Favors $3.31 |
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Wedding Boy Top Blue Body Toy Ball Point Pen Black Ink $3.43 |
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Blue Body Blk Ink Toy Ballpoint Pen w Wedding Boy Decor $3.59 |
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Blue Body Blk Ink Toy Ballpoint Pen w Wedding Boy Decor $3.65 |
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Wedding – Autograph Photo Mat & Pen $3.69 |
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Wedding Boy Top Blue Body Toy Ball Point Pen Black Ink $3.70 |
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WILTON WHITE WEDDING BRIDAL PEN NEW IN PACKAGE $3.89 |
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Blue Body Blk Ink Toy Ballpoint Pen w Wedding Boy Decor $3.91 |
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Souvenir Pen With Royal Wedding Image (Kate/ William 2) $3.89 |
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50pc Dyed Pink Goose Wing Feather 4-6Inch for Ballpoint Ink Pen Wedding Craft $3.95 |
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NEW! SPRING BUTTERFLY WEDDING ACCESORIES-book-pen-pillow-basket-server set $3.95 |
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White Wedding Book Pen $3.99 |
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White Wedding Feather Pen Guest Book Pen Plume Quill $3.99 |
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Wilton Wedding Elegant Guest Pen With Base 120-1253 $3.99 |
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Silver Heart Wedding Guest Book Pen Gift Favors 1, 2, 5 or 10 pens LOT DISCOUNTS $3.99 |
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Linked Hearts Wedding Theme Pen Accessories Supplies $4.24 |
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50pc Dyed Pink Goose Wing Feather 4-6Inch for Ballpoint Ink Pen Wedding Craft $4.29 |
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1, 5, 10, 25 or 50 Guest Book Pens Fits Pen Holders Wedding, Anniversary, Favor $4.45 |
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NEW White Chalk Wedding Car Window Temporary Marker Pen $4.69 |
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3 Gold Royal Princess Crown Wedding Ball Pen Pearl Party Favor Present Gifts $4.84 |
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NEW White Rose Resin Base Gold Tone Guest Book Pen Wedding $4.88 |
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3pcs Crown Retractable Blue Ink Ballpoint Pen Wedding Party Gift/ Office/ School $4.98 |
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Cinderella Carriage Fairy Tale Wedding Pen Set $4.99 |
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WEDDING RECEPTION IVORY ROSE PEN W/ STAND SET $4.99 |
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12 Color Eyeliner Lip Eyebrow Pen Set Wedding Party Makeup Salon Studio Tools B $4.99 |
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Rose Bouquet Pen Wedding Gift Color Random $4.99 |
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12 COLOR EYELINER Lip Eyebrow PEN Pencil BOX SET WEDDING PARTY MAKEUP SALON B $4.99 |
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New Cute Polymer Clay Teddy Bear Tuxedo Rose Wedding Pen $4.99 |
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New Cute Polymer Clay Teddy Bear Rose White Wedding Dress Pen $4.99 |
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New Cute Polymer Clay Pig Rose Tuxedo Wedding Dress Pen $4.99 |
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FEATHER PEN – Wedding Decorations $5.00 |
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Wedding Guest Book Pen $5.00 |
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Wedding Minnie Mouse Pen $5.00 |
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Wedding Mickey Mouse Pen $5.00 |
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Pearl White “Medium” NIB Wedding Signing Fountain Pen $5.15 |
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Wedding Favor Office Supply Super Cute Key Shape Ballpoint Pen x1 (4 colors) $5.50 |
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” TIMELESS ” WILTON GUEST PEN WHITE BRIDAL WITH BASE $5.90 |
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Western Wedding theme collection Pen set $5.94 |
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WHITE WITH BEIGE FLOCK DESIGN WEDDING RECEPTION GUESTBOOK & MATCHING PEN SET $5.95 |
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IVORY/BROWN WEDDING RECEPTION GUESTBOOK & MATCHING PEN SET $5.95 |
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NEW! SPRING BUTTERFLY WEDDING ACCESORIES-book-pen-pillow-basket-server set $5.95 |
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White Wedding Pillow and White Wedding Pen $5.99 |
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Chinese Wedding Bride & Bridegroom Black Pen – 2 pcs. $5.99 |
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Silver Heart Wedding Guest Book Pen Gift Favors 1, 2, 5 or 10 pens LOT DISCOUNTS $5.99 |
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Lot of 6 Wedding Accessories, Garter, wine bag, cake knife, knife, pen ladel $6.00 |
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Wilton White Wedding Guest Pen with Acrylic Base $6.24 |
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Wilton Gold Tone Wedding Guest Pen with Acrylic Base $6.49 |
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Wilton Silver Wedding Guest Pen with Clear Acrylic Base $6.49 |
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” GRACEFULL ” WILTON GUEST PEN WHITE BRIDAL WITH BASE $6.50 |
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Wedding Favor Office Cool Digital Camera Style Ballpoint Pen / Strap x1 (4color) $6.50 |
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Yellow Palm Tree Beach Wedding Guest Book Pen $6.50 |
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Red Palm Tree Beach Wedding Guest Book Pen $6.50 |
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Wedding Favor Office Supply Colorful Rainbow Spot Bottom Flower Ballpoint Pen x1 $6.70 |
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Wedding Favor Office Supply Romantic Lace Spot Flower Floral Ballpoint Pen x1 $6.70 |
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Peacock Feather Wedding Pen Guest Book Pen Plume Quill $6.79 |
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Cinderella Fairy Tale Coach Wedding Pen Set $6.79 |
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Brown Beach Wedding Theme Accessories Pen Set Reception $6.79 |
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Beach Wedding Theme Accessories Pen Set Reception $6.79 |
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NEW White Satin & Rhinestone Wedding Guest Book Silver Tone Pen $6.88 |
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Waechtersbach Plate, You Are Special Today, Cherry Red $31.35 This is the original “red plate” imported from Germany where it is carefully made by Waechtersbach, producer of world famous ceramics noted for their brilliant, deep color. This plate is a perfect complement to Waechtersbach’s solid cherry red dinnerware, formerly known as the “Fun Factory” line. Set the table in red and replace one setting with the “you are special” plate to honor a guest or ce… |
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Wilton Crystal Look Wedding Day Collection Silver Guest Pen $3.09 WILTON-Guest Pen. Encourage signing the guest book by offering this elegant pen set for your guests to use. It has a silver-colored finish; a clear acrylic base; and black ink. Each package contains one pen set. Imported…. |
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Pocket Pics Stainless Steel Pocket Toothpick Holder $6.96 PocketPics slim design fits perfectly in your pocket, briefcase or purse while keeping your supply of toothpicks clean and handy. Accomodates 12 toothpics. Easy Open Cap. Features a stainless steel pocket clip for a professional look…. |
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The Sound of Music (1965 Film Soundtrack) $12.98 No Description AvailableNo Track Information AvailableMedia Type: CDArtist: SOUND OF MUSICTitle: SOUNDTRACKStreet Release Date: 08/22/2000… |
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Victorinox Swiss Army Champion Plus Pocket Knife $34.99 From the renowned company that created the Swiss Army Knife a century ago comes the Champion Plus, a complete set of tools for campers, hikers, hunters, fishers, picnic enthusiasts, and people all trades–all neatly contained in a single implement. Measuring just 3-1/2 inches long, the Champion Plus is stylishly cased in the famous red Swiss Army body that’s recognized around the world. More impor… |
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Victorinox Swiss Army Money Clip, Red Alox $29.89 Features: Large blade Scissors Nail file with nail cleaner Engravable Money clip Life time warranty… |
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Hortense B. Hewitt Wedding Accessories, Pen Set, Sophisticated Silver-Plated Heart, 2-Inch x 2-Inch Base $10.05 Pen set features a silver-plated, heart-shaped base and matching silver pen. 2″ x 2″ base…. |
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Interlocking Heart Wedding Guest Pen Interlocking Heart Guest PenWhite Poly Resin Open Interlocking Heart DesignPen Measures 7 .25″ LongStand Measures 1 .75″ Across by 3 1/8″ High without PenPresented in Clear Acrylic Topped Gift BoxBeautiful and elegant, the interlocking heart guest pen is a lovely addition to your special day. A wonderful essential among your wedding accessories, the white pen measures 7 .25″ long. Measuring 3 1/8″… |
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Calla Lilly Wedding Pen Set Calla Lily Themed Pen Set White Poly Resin Base in Calla Lily Themed DesignWhite Pen Measures 7 .25″ Tall and Rests on 2 .25″ BasePresented in Clear Acrylic Topped Display Gift BoxAn iconic symbol of love, the calla lily themed pen set is a beautiful accent to your reception. The 2 .25″ base is exquisitely crafted in a calla lily design with soft yellow centers. The white ball point pen fits comfo… |
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Red and White Guest Book and Pen Set $25.42 This set is covered in white satin. The 5.25″ pen base holds a silver pen with black ink. Both the pen base and 10″ x 6.5″ guest book cover are silkscreened with a red design of flowers, leaves and vines. They are also wrapped in a red satin ribbon with red satin bow and silver rhinestone ornament. The guest book contains 30 two-sided pages for a total of 580 signatures. The front of the fi… |